Max, where'd your web site go?
Here's the deal: I am now writing stuff and trying to get it published. The downside of that is that I can't post here anything I've submitted for publication, because most literary magazines/journals/contests/etc. consider putting something on the internet a form of publication, and they tend to only accept previously unpublished work.

In the meantime, here's some more information about me, and you can check out some older stuff here:

stories
Seeing Pink Elephants (August 2008)
INTERROBANG! (February 2008)
Titled. (November 2007)
The Day Jefferson Goodlatte Learned to Fly (August 2007)

poems
It Is Unbecoming of You (January 2009)
Monotony (January 2009)
Food as a Metaphor for Sex (Or, Sex as a Metaphor for Food) (October 2008)
BIC round stic med/moy USA (July 2006)
Frederick, Who Looked at Internet Pornography and Was Chastised by His Mother: A Cautionary Tale (March 2006)

also:
some of my photography
The Madcap Campaign of John McCain - an essay (December 2008)
INTERROBANG! - a short play (May 2008)
Energy! - a music video (June 2005)
my books are organized by color

You can also hire me to make a web site for you.