Many kids do naughty things
That they ought not to do
Some children steal from CVS
Or dictate lies untrue
Still others keep their library books
Till they are overdue.

 

But little Frederick never stole
He never tried narcotics
However, Frederick did one thing
That left his soul chaotic
The child liked to search online
For sites he found erotic.

 

On this particular circumstance
Of which I'd like to warn
Young Frederick double-clicked his mouse
And though he had forsworn
Those evil web sites long ago
He once again watched porn.

 

Young Frederick got a little flushed
His jeans were feeling tight
When suddenly he heard a knocking
Coming from his right
It was his mother at the door
Wishing him good night.

 

Before poor Fred could grab his mouse
And click that little 'X'
His mother burst into the room
And found herself perplexed
Because she saw on Fred's computer
Images of sex.

 

"My son!" She cried, "How can you be
So horribly perverted!"
"Get out!" Fred screamed at his poor ma
But since he had subverted
His mother's rule, he soon would find
Great punishments exerted.

 

His mother shortly left the room
And came back with a knife
Young Frederick feared castration
He then feared for his life
Mom always said that sex was wrong
Unless you had a wife.

 

Fred screamed and cried, but there was not
A cause for him to fret
All that his mother cut
Was his connection to the net
She then taught him a lesson
He would not soon forget.

 

His mother made it clear to him
(She beat him with a stick)
That internet pornography
Was only for the sick
And that if she caught him one more time
She would remove his...
"Well, just don't do it again!" She said.

 

Thus goes the story of poor Fred.
I hope you are alerted
What's tragic is that Frederick's plight
Could well have been averted
If he had stuck to wholesome sites
And not been so perverted.